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Welcome to your best joke thread.
Please one joke per person; to avoid too many repeats.
I will make a hall of fame for the best jokes, any rude or unnescary jokes will be reported as spam (eg. I know a joke, women's rights.)
Please one joke per person; to avoid too many repeats.
I will make a hall of fame for the best jokes, any rude or unnescary jokes will be reported as spam (eg. I know a joke, women's rights.)
My joke,
One day there was a racoon and a bear in the woods; they stumbeled upon a genie lamp. The genie popped out of the lantern and said " I will grant you three wishes" And gave the animals the ability to speak.
The bear spoke first, " I have never really been good with women, So I wish I was the only male bear in these woods." and his wish was granted.
The raccoon said "Well I like to go around places, so I would like a scooter" and both wishes were granted.
For their second wishes they selected as follows.
Bear: Actually I really need help with women, so Id like to be the only bear in the country.
Racoon: So I've gotta stay safe on my scooter I wish for a helmet.
During this time the racoon noticed the the bear's selfishness and decided to take some action.
And for their last wishes...
Bear: Do you know what? I wish I was the only male bear in the world.
Racoon: I wish that bear becomes gay.
Hall of fame:
