when you drink a case of longnecks and your buzz goes away after about 10 minutes.
#needsmorebeer
#needsmorebeer
You're so cool.
when you can only (drive down the road/see poker hand) with one eye.
When you can actually play pool.
when the dart board matches the archery door.
when the bartender asks if shes below your standard/of age.
when you are the 10th cab (car) in the mcdonalds lineup.
when every girl on every shift at the strip joint knows your name and place of work.
ect ect
>Chug wine
>feel like utter shit
>puke
>buzz
.................never had wine.. well real wine, but i hear it's awesome.
.................
They say you should never chug wine unless you feel like dying inside tho so it's a bit hard to see how you can get really shitfaced off it.
I have no friends IRL so I have to drink and brag about it on an online forum based around an MMORPG that 12 year olds play.
Fuck I'm so cool. Time to post this shit on facebook and get my friends to like it. I swear to god if no one comments I'm going to delete it.
I have no friends IRL so I have to drink and brag about it on an online forum based around an MMORPG that 12 year olds play.
Fuck I'm so cool. Time to post this shit on facebook and get my friends to like it. I swear to god if no one comments I'm going to delete it.
Wine is like a 2am solution to stop the buzz from going away in my experience.

