You know you are alpha when

[Olympia]

^ just took a selfie

 

[Gun]

Beta bitch confirmed.

 

When you've been roasted by Sythe himself you know you're done.

 

[Lean]

You know you're omega when you don't have to tell anyone that you're 800 years of age.

 

[Deport]

Hahahah this thread is gold

 

You know you're omega when you don't have to tell anyone that you're 800 years of age.

all that time to train your lower regions yet you still have chicken legs smh...

 

hey now there is nothing wrong with being a hairy motherfucker, i should know

 

[Nade]

Why you keep editing your insults bro? Trying to impress Gracious so you can keep sucking his dick? Fucking boot licker.

LOL this nigga my hero he gives 0 fucks

 

[Tito]

Sounds like you are desperately trying to impress women, possibly to meet some of your aforestated goals yourself.

If you upgraded your used-chinese-takeout-container of a personality you might have a chance. But as it stands it's land-whales and carousel for you.

There's something euphoric about seeing sythe himself roast this ban Vader

 

[JSand]

You know you're omega when you don't have to tell anyone that you're 800 years of age.

800 years old and still won't give back that $2k? Jeez.

 

800 years old and still won't give back that $2k? Jeez.

I heard honest iago wants it back