YOU USE THIS TOWEL
IT'S LIKE A SHAMMY, IT'S LIKE A TOWEL, IT'S LIKE A SPONGE
A REGULAR TOWEL DOESN'T WORK WET, THIS WORKS WET OR DRY
THIS IS FOR THE HOUSE, THE CAR, THE BOAT, THE RV
SHAMWOW HOLDS 20 TIMES ITS WEIGHT IN LIQUID
LOOK AT THIS, IT JUST DOES THE WORK.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO WORK TWICE AS HARD?
DOESN'T DRIP, DOESN'T MAKE A MESS, WRING IT OUT
YOU CAN WASH IT IN THE WASHING MACHINE
MADE IN GERMANY
YOU ALWAYS KNOW THE GERMANS ALWAYS MAKE GOOD STUFF
OLYMPIC DIVERS, THEY USE IT AS A TOWEL
LOOK AT THAT COMPLETELY DRY
HERE'S SOME COLA: WINE, COFFEE, COLA, PET STAINS
NOT ONLY IS THE DAMAGE GONNA BE ON TOP
THERE'S YOUR MILDEW, THAT'S GONNA SMELL
I'M GONNA DO THIS IN REAL TIME, LOOK AT THIS
PUT IT ON THE SPILL, TURN IT OVER, AND WITHOUT PUTTING ANY PRESSURE
50% OF THE COLA RIGHT THERE
YOU FOLLOWING ME CAMERA GUY?
NO OTHER TOWEL IS GONNA DO THAT
