Every time I dive in my pool
It's hard to be humble
When I do the breastroke through an underground tunnel
And come up on the other side in a jacuzzi
Being greeted by two naked models with suds on there booties
They give me hugs and lots of kisses
And they ask me what my wishes
I say go and call your bitches
Cause there's gonna be a party
Next they wash my body as a team
And then the say
"foo your royal penis is clean"
Yes it's on and poppin
Yes the partys rockin
Yes the cutie shockin
Yes and there ain't no stoppin

It's hard to be humble
When I do the breastroke through an underground tunnel
And come up on the other side in a jacuzzi
Being greeted by two naked models with suds on there booties
They give me hugs and lots of kisses
And they ask me what my wishes
I say go and call your bitches
Cause there's gonna be a party
Next they wash my body as a team
And then the say
"foo your royal penis is clean"
Yes it's on and poppin
Yes the partys rockin
Yes the cutie shockin
Yes and there ain't no stoppin




