I agree, that useless Jew deserves to burn at the stake, for it is by the hand of his faggotry that the chance of Sythe's IRC ever becoming a place worth staying in has faded away.
You know, I never thought I'd actually leave the IRC, seeing as it was an enjoyable place to be, because the people who sucked it up could be easily removed. Not like Yakov's never done anything wrong, anyway, so don't you silly suckup kiddies go thinking that he's an incarnation of all that is good. Because he's not. He's a fucking faggot, and has an ability to bitch unlike any I've ever seen. For great justice, he should be b&. Heil Hitler, you mother fuckers.
I had some good times with the nigras around that there part of town; people who actually had a [good] sense of humor and an IQ of something above 45. Never imagined that the immense faggotry of Sythe.org and the failing part of it's staff (Namely 90% of it, AND YES, THAT INCLUDES YOU THORPE. <3 for the opportunity to make shit happen.) would bring the downfall of the epic months that I spent chatting with those who dwell within the walls of the IRC.
Shit's like a totally different community. For those of you who don't use it, don't start. You'll only add to the faggotry, as things will have it. But you can dream and pretend. Maybe one day. Not really.
And now for that extension of gratitude/hate to all the fawkers on the IRC that I feel like mentioning. If I don't mention you, you probably weren't important or I forgot. Oops.
I'll start with..
DarbySniper - You are a sexy man. Forever against the fail, my /b/rother. Keep it hawt, G.
Chase - You are Godly. We shall reign together in the ensuing world of RL that follows departure from this failing cause.
Shinoda - And the Wicked Shall Inheirit the Earth. The title that I have so long claimed in reality belongs to you. Keep things real in my absence, you amazing man.
Thorpe - We have our differences at times (Mainly when I call yakov a stupid fucking Jew [FUCKING JEWISH PEOPLE] and he sucks your cock etc.) but you have ultimately been the reason I have been able to extend my hammer of extreme over all of those foolish enough to challange me. Cheers to epic win <3
Blizzind - I don't know what to say. I love you. Join the ranks of the winrars. Stay white, brother.
SMR - We don't talk enough. But you win anyway. Gud run dood. You still can't /join into #mordor. But good try, though.
Pen - You've always seen the side of things that I was shooting for: the funny side. The Few, The Proud, The Elite. Stay Sexy.
Annex - I love your heartlessness, stay mean.
Curt^ - You are still amazing, and I continue to support your hosting. Amazing deals. Amazing [g]race. Amazn Azn. Cheers to that.
x9 - You're still a Java fag. Have a nice day. ...=3
Filefragg - The BOFH. Keep it up. Nevar 4get.
c|p - Win and God. All that need be said.
Yakov - Really the only person I hated with a true passion on the IRC. And not because you are a Jew, (though that contributed to an extent) but because I honestly and truely think you are a whiney, stupid, incompetent bitch and should stop using your Staff influence (cock sucking) to make things happen when they slightly inconvenience you. Loser.
Anyone Else - I either forgot, or hate you. You all know my email, hit me up if you honestly want to be in the list of a man convicted of a crime: The Crime of Win. And while it seems I may not have been a winner to those victimized by my abusive ways, you simply contributed to the hilarity and win. Get a life and come back; we can talk like real men.
For those of you who don't know me, I'm Resident from the time this website was restored to. I recieved market moderator and equivilant priveleges on the IRC, and was shortly afterward banned for openly disagreeing with Sythe. You know, the australian cock sucker who's running your website. Yeah. That guy.
Gb2Runescape, faggots.
-Resident