Yahoo vs Google

[Aye Pod]

Post your Yahoo vs Google's, and say who wins


If you don't know what this is, here it is:

Type in about 2 words (that go together), and witchever one has the best "suggestion" wins. Say why it won, and what the loser said that was the funniest.

Make sure you use the same words for both searches of course.

example:
I typed in: why do
Google's best was: Why do dogs eat poop
Yahoo's best was: Why do dogs eat grass
Google wins :]

So tell the people of sythe what your Yahoo vs Google's are

 

[Syed]

Typed in: Why did
Yahoo: why did I get married
Google: why did the chicken cross the road

Yahoo won.

 

[Aye Pod]

Typed in: Why did
Yahoo: why did I get married
Google: why did the chicken cross the road

Yahoo won.

xD thats Epic

I typed in: do you
Google: do you like waffles
Yahoo: do you know the muffin man
Id haveto say its about a tie, maybe google is a bit over

 

"I want"...
Google: i want a hippopotamus for christmas
Yahoo: i want that

Google wins.

 

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Google

 

[Straggler]

^dumb as shit

 

[hybanks2000]

Google

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I like
Google: I like to fork myself
Yahoo: I like big bibles
Google i guess?

 

[hybanks2000]

Can you get aids from
Google: Can you get aids from swimming in a pool with black people
Yahoo: Can you get aids from sweat
Google obviously.

Haha did this get moved from the general discussion? I don't see how this is spam and threads like what do you smell like are not.

 

[Surround Sound]

6th replies:

Google: Why do indians smell?
Yahoo: Why do we yawn?

Google wins

 

[Awezum]

Typed in Why:

Google: Why do men cheat
Yahoo: Why is the sky blue.

Google <33. haha

 

[Pure_]

Typed in "How Come"
Google - How come I can't get wet
Yahoo - How come my computer goes slow.

Google wins xD

 

[Sindrefyrn]

My girlfirend
Google: My girlfriend won't shave
Yahoo: My girlfriend's house
Google, reason is obvious..

 

[thorne_bro]

Typed "When will"

Google: When will santa be at my house?
Yahoo: When will gas prices go down?

Idk.... Gas prices are important, but Santa isn't real... So I'd have to go with Google.

 

[~XS]

Why are
Google: Why are black people loud?
Yahoo: Why flamingos pink?

Google

 

[Aye Pod]

thats sweet xD

 

[Cody01928374]

Typed in: Is_
Google: Is lady gaga a transvestite?
Yahoo: Is aids contagious?
People who use yahoo must be pretty fucking stupid....but google wins.

 

[Grave]

Type: jews will go
Google: jews will go to hell
Yahoo: jews will go to hell

tie

Type: please go
Google: please god i'm only 17
Yahoo: please god help me

google wins

Type: google will
Yahoo: google will not load
Google: google will not search for chuck norris

google epic win

 

[Foetus]

Type: you are a
Yahoo: you are an idiot
Google: jyou are a pirate

Google wins.