Pls give me free likes

Please give me free likes to prevent my insecurities from consuming me while I wait for the sweet release of death please

 

suck me off idiot

 

reported for cutting the line

 

What kind of name request is john you goober

 

The best name request. Take notes ya fuckin wanker.

jk pls support

 

I already got a name change lined up for myself m8

 

http://www.sythe.org/threads/zero-shit-taking-policy-now-in-force.1553363/

 

About time tbh. Not that there's anything wrong with ur're current one.

Good to see you as always @Entrr

 

@Wortel am i doing it right

 

Just me who feels like wortel actually likes my posts? love me wortel pls <3

 

You could try offering Blue Turtle in exchange and I might bite.

 

i ain't giving you free shit for likes lmao

 

@Dunworry & @FlyingToast offer premium likes - they definitely didn't pay me in likes to advertise this.

Side note: I give likes for sympathy. If you could puff me up when I need compliments, I'd reward with likes.

 

you're a beautiful person

 

Oh the feeling is mutual bb.

 

Jackyg I need mod help. I called in to work today because I feel incredibly shitty, throwing up and shit, can't keep anything down ect.

Feels like an epic hangover and yet I didn't get drunk last night? Am I going to die? Is this food poisoning? Pls respond.

 

@nodnarbusn have fun losing a few pounds or more for the 3days it lasts.... would worry if longer.

 

it's called getting shredded for summer, embrace it

 

Fuck I'm late

 

Take this L