Need some help forming sentences

Try to make it funny and also understandable.

Put cheese in the sentence but you have to use it 3 times

I will decide a prize for the winner

 

At the cheese festival i met a girl when i winked at her over the room she had a cheesy grin on her face...i took her in the back room and put some real cheese on her face

 

I sat looking at the peice of cheese, it had a cheesy smile on its face almost as if it was tempting me to eat, until my friend came along and ate the cheese *sigh* :'(

 

cheese bitches, cheese money, cheese the police.

 

Chi the Chinese cheese maniac chomped down his cheesey chow then notcied he got cheese on his cheek

 

I used to tile pieces of cheese all over my body for the sexual thrill, but someone told me it would be better to use the cheese to make grilled cheese.

 

Man I was cheesin so hard I think I cheesed myself... Anyway lets go get a CHEEZBURGER