Need some help forming sentences

[Razer96]

Try to make it funny and also understandable.

Put cheese in the sentence but you have to use it 3 times

I will decide a prize for the winner

 

[Drugs]

At the cheese festival i met a girl when i winked at her over the room she had a cheesy grin on her face...i took her in the back room and put some real cheese on her face

 

[Soviet Union]

I sat looking at the peice of cheese, it had a cheesy smile on its face almost as if it was tempting me to eat, until my friend came along and ate the cheese *sigh* :'(

 

[bastz]

cheese bitches, cheese money, cheese the police.

 

[Helper1]

Chi the Chinese cheese maniac chomped down his cheesey chow then notcied he got cheese on his cheek

 

[kill dank]

I used to tile pieces of cheese all over my body for the sexual thrill, but someone told me it would be better to use the cheese to make grilled cheese.

 

[Crazy old ppl]

Man I was cheesin so hard I think I cheesed myself... Anyway lets go get a CHEEZBURGER