Wtf Sythe?

[rspooper]

Asked you for help yesterday and you ignored me? Thought we were BFF's. I thought we were bes frends... I even invited you to my bar mitzvah.

 

[Lame]

Told this guy I wasn't gay so he started rubbing my cock and I got a boner and everyone at school laughed at me and told me I was gay, worst day of my life

 

[Suburban Gangsta]

This shit turned from Jewish to gay real quick.