wtf scarry shit

A young girl is left home alone with only her dog to protect her. When night approaches, she locks all the doors and tries to lock all the windows but one won't close.She decides to leave it unlocked and goes to bed. Her dog takes its customary place under her bed.

In the deep of night she awakens to a dripping sound coming from the bathroom. The girl is too scared to go check so she reaches her hand under the bed. She feels a reassuring lick from her dog and falls back to sleep. She reawakens to the dripping sound, reaches her hand down to the dog where she feels the reassuring lick and falls back to sleep. Once more she awakens to the dripping sound. She reaches her hand down and feels the lick of her dog.

Now curious about the dripping sound, she walked into the bathroom and there it is, WRITTEN ON THE WALL IN BLOOD:
I got in one little fight, and her mom got scared. She said "You're movin with your auntie and uncle in bel-air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. I thought for a minute that this cab was rare, but I said "Nah, forget it. Yo homes, to Bel-air!" I pulled up to the house abot 7 or 8 and I said to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later." I looked at my kingdom. I was finally there. to sit on my throne, as the prince of Bel-air.

 

lol....

 

old shit is old

 

Guess what? You post shit that wasn't funny a year ago thinking it's going to be funny when its worn out and used like a whore on double double Wednesdays

 

PROTIP: Over used shit is over used.

 

err.... not funny. nor scary.

 

Narration from Super smash brothers: FAILURE

 

you sir fail

 

AfterDark, Shakaka > you.

All of the rune fags outside of spam forum > you.

Go kill yourself or something useful.

 

^ Easier.