yes the chocolate bar jokes.. i saw this one
what did the pengquin cop ssay to the ice robber?
FREEZE
whats yours
what did the pengquin cop ssay to the ice robber?
FREEZE
whats yours
Worst Pengquin joke?
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Q: How do Penguins drink their cola?
A: On the rocks.
Q: What´s black and white and goes round and around?
A: A Penguin in a revolving door.
Q: Why don´t you see Penguins in Britain?
A: Because they´re afraid of Wales.
Q: Who is a Penguin´s favourite pop star?
A: Seal.
Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
A: Starfish.
Q: Why don´t Penguins like rock music?
A: They only like sole.
Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
A: Because they haven´t got any pockets.
Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Q: What do mother Penguins say to their children
before they go out in the dark?
A: Beak....careful out there.
Q: Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?
A: Because they don´t wanna fall out.
Q: What do Penguins have for lunch?
A: Icebergers.
Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost.
A: On the rocks.
Q: What´s black and white and goes round and around?
A: A Penguin in a revolving door.
Q: Why don´t you see Penguins in Britain?
A: Because they´re afraid of Wales.
Q: Who is a Penguin´s favourite pop star?
A: Seal.
Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
A: Starfish.
Q: Why don´t Penguins like rock music?
A: They only like sole.
Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
A: Because they haven´t got any pockets.
Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Q: What do mother Penguins say to their children
before they go out in the dark?
A: Beak....careful out there.
Q: Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?
A: Because they don´t wanna fall out.
Q: What do Penguins have for lunch?
A: Icebergers.
Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost.