worms

the other day i was in bed chilling, at like 1am, ready to have my daily fap and sleep..

but i had a really itchy ass, really irritating, small subtle movemnts in my but hole making me want to itch.. so when i itched it i saw this white little worm wiggling about on my finger mixed with shit..

my immediate reaction was fucking hell this stinks like shit, but then i looked at him and he was going fucking mental, shaking and shit.

i then went to the toilet and did a poo, only to find that inside my shit was hundreds of these small white worms, squigglign about.. i then dunked my finger inside my shit and picked up about 3 or 5 worms, i put them in my mouth and crunched down on them.

supprisingly the texture was not warm and soft.. but hard and crunchy, i could feel the grit of the worm (or my shit) on my teeth..


really unpleasant experience, just hoping someone can teach me how to get rid of worms.


thanks

 

lol,

if you're being serious you need to go get them checked out to see what type of worm it is. Sounds like tape worms, which won't kill you right away but as years go on they get bigger and bigger, one of my old professors had a tape worm from a trip to India when he was younger. He had it for years and noticed his stomache was always bloated and irritated, finally he got the worms removed but since the worm was living inside of him for so long and stealing his nutrients his body wasn't able to fully digest the food once the worm was removed and he ended up getting really sick from an infection and died shortly after...so the sooner the better, if you're even being serious.

 

Was it good ?

 

Actually, you probably have pinworms.

http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/pinworms-topic-overview

There you go.

 

Get it checked out and stop scratching your ass

 

*stumbles into 4chan*

 

This makes me... Hungry

 

Hungry?
Wat?
Wat forum am I in?

 

Porn forum. Are you saying you don't find this shit kinky?

 

Cool story bro

 

Make an omelette.