World Domination: Recruiting Minions

[x339]

Hi, I am x339. I am recruiting minions for world domination. The pay is $.50 a week. If you would like to be a minion please contact me by payphone.

List of current minions/henchmen:

Adrian Ochoa
MohtasaUnique
SuF
Karl
Austintheman
Bambino_91
FireZ
Blindkilla
Nonamekiller
Magic Arrow
nigljp
Jiwi
Gohan
Dorito boy
Cosrob
Sypherz
Platypi
Snow_Patrol
Chase
JohnK
Rscapebuyer
Imagine
Thatguy1234
Noamyoungerm
n4n0


Thank you, have a nice day.


this thread is actually a payphone

 

[nigljp]

I will do it!

 

[Jiwi]

Hi I be minion I work chepa like five bucks hour okay? thank u

 

Agreed

 

[blindkilla]

wait, i never signed up

How am I getting paid?

 

[x339]

wait, i never signed up

How am I getting paid?

Already paid you in full for this month.

 

[blindkilla]

Already paid you in full for this month.

no you didnt bitch

scam artist

 

[x339]

no you didnt bitch

scam artist

If i dont get paid by tomorrow you're b&

Your payment isn't until next week, read the OP.


Also, first order of business, shut down all starbuck's locations. I want this done by noon.

 

[blindkilla]

he changed the pay to .50 a week from $20 an hour

shady stuff is going on

 

If i dont get paid by tomorrow you're b&

don't you mean temp'd?

 

[x339]

@cosrob97

That wouldn't be the first time

BA DUM SSS

 

[Austintheman]

wtf why is my name on there
because i am black u think i will do anything for $.50????

 

[blindkilla]

wtf why is my name on there
because i am black u think i will do anything for $.50????

Yes .

 

[Austintheman]

if you bump it up to .75 i'll work over time

 

[Sypherz]

I will join!

wtf why is my name on there
because i am black u think i will do anything for $.50????

And also, yes.

 

[x339]

I thought you were puerto rican? Oh well, same thing.

ALSO: When the starbucks are all burnt down, please make sure to kill all of the "hipsters" contained in them.

 

[Sypherz]

I live in Seattle.
Kill all the hipsters?
Impossible.

Don't pay attention to my location >_<

 

[JohnK]

damn this pay is almost as good as RSUltimate's, so hard to resist

 

[MohtasaUnique]

damn this pay is almost as good as RSUltimate's, so hard to resist

o SNAP

 

[Rscapebuyer]

how you forgot me I.I