There's a big difference between men and women when tjey say ---
" I Finished a whole box of Tissue watching that Film last night "
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A priest is on a bus reading the paper when a drunk gets on. After a few minutes the drunk asks the priest, "Are you a priest?"
The priest drops one side of the newspaper, runs a disapproving eye over the drunk and says "Yes" and snaps the paper back up.
Some time passes and the drunk says, "Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest drops the paper and says quickly, "Well, it's drinking too much, hanging out with loose women, smoking, doing drugs, and a general disregard for personal hygiene."
The priest snaps his paper back and then thinks he was pretty snotty with the guy, so he drops the paper again and says, "Why do you ask?"
The drunk says, "I was reading this side of the paper and it says that the Pope has that."