will I ever gat Laid?

Oh yeah, I know tits. I met her at the café downtown last week.

 

Really?. No fair you get all the luck.

 

and to think you couldn't have fallen any lower.

 

call this number and u might 0419317446

 

Maybe by chris cocker

 

Mage level?

 

maybe by a camel

 

maybe buy the two mormon guys who live near me....gosh they freak me out

 

I suggest seducing a chair, then claiming you're not a virgin.

 

anyone seen my dildo? nope cant find it ere.

 

maybe you can use a dildo and just say i didnt know who laid me

 

Yeah you told us you did

 

no you will no

 

No you.

 

Why ask us? If you really have to know, why not find out for yourself? Even if someone said yes, it wouldn't even make it close to being true.

But, every straight answer along with mine is no, if you're going to do things like this.

 

Stupid grave diggers.

 

Well i need to know.

 

How are we supposed to know that kind of thing? Ask people who actually know you in real life.

If someone on this thread tells you you're going to get laid, that doesn't mean it's going to magically happen. This is so pointless.

 

Orlando being serious are you like 11? A sig is in your avatar, your "click Here" is obviously not a link. You capitalize Random Words like This. You tried to put text in your Runescape pic, but we can't read.

 

Well How would i know?, i never had a girl