Why is this so fucking awesome?

Well, hello there, I have found nothing but the best page in the universe.

Feel free to check it out and post your favorite excerpts from it.

Heres the site: http://maddox.xmission.com/

Heres my favorite topic: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=26_things

And heres my favorite excerpt:

 

I don't know why its awesome but in a weird way it is.

I was literally lol on that topic.

 

lol wtf...so weird

 

Hahah pretty cool.

 

Maddox has been around for years, I assumed everyone knew about his site by now.

 

This site has been around for awhile

 

He's been around for about 10 years I think, but the first 3 posters had no idea who he is, (that's what it looked like from their posts) and after reading the hate mail 4+ times, it's still funny.

 

Lol awesome and weird I guess...

 

dunno lol its a bit wierd

 

Maddox is the king of awesome.

 

Holy shit, while I was reading that I started laughing so hard i got a cramp and had to read the rest 10 minutes later... That really was hilarious...

Also reminded me of youoffendme.com

 

welcome to 5 years ago

 

I love pirates.

 

<3 the page, Old but 1337

461,064 morons think graphics are what make video games fun.

Epic

 

kool and odd...tbh.

 

Its alright, I just took the pedo test

 

4. Give you the remote control during the game.
This one is inherently stupid because it implies that all guys like to watch "the game." Since I'd rather be shot in the chest with projectile diarrhea than watch "the game," I'll assume the author meant something worthy of watching, such as Ren & Stimpy, in which case you need to put the bitch down if she touches your remote.


hilarious

 

I just spent an hour on that website lol

Nice....

 

you just found this? Its been around since the 90's. He even has a book called the alphabet of manliness which is fucking hilarious (PM me for Ebook).

various people ON sythe actually used his self portrait of a pirate as their avatars, Jansen just took it too far...

welcome to in "in" crowd...

 

Well, I didn't "just" find it, I found it probably close to a year ago now, but I forgot about it, just somehow was on google and I saw maddox and was like oh yeah! Just posting it now though, yeah <.<