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Why I don't masturbate.

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Less masturbation = more fornication.

'nuff said.
 
Jack and Jill went up the hill, for a little hanky panky, silly jill forgot her pill, and now theres little franky
 
The only reason humans still exist is because of masturbation. Without masturbation, we would have already killed ourselfs, because women can't STFU.
 
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and asked her, "do you wanna?" Jill said yes and dropped her dress and they proceeded to have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
 
The only reason humans still exist is because of masturbation. Without masturbation, we would have already killed ourselfs, because women can't STFU.

agree, to the max ^_^
also, without masturbation, a lot of people couldn't sleep at night :P
 
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