Why I deserve Pirate Rank

[Zavada]

41. I am at least 100% more pirate than @Shin will ever be.

 

[Shin]

yup these are the top quality LARPers they used to have in my day.

lolol

 

nope lol

 

huh i don't even ask for a pirate rank

 

prove to me you only have one eye and one foot and one hand and i'll vote yes. bonus points if you regularly use a peg leg, hook and eyepatch

 

[Zavada]

huh i don't even ask for a pirate rank

Because's I'm at least 1% more pirate than you!

 

vouch