Why Have I Got A Random Bruise On My Face?

yeah title says it all, i looked in the mirror yesterday and there was a bruise on my cheek.

I dont know how it got there, any ideaS?

 

mabey, while you were sleeping you punched your-self? unless someone in ur house hates you and owned you while you were sleeping? :/

 

Did you recall falling down or getting hurt? Could you also take a picture of the bruise so we know what it looks like?

 

Because we'd know why you have a bruise on your face....you tit.

 

You probably had rough sex with a one armed hooker named steve.

 

Probs owned youself in your sleep XD. It's ok it happens, i guess *insert Shifty Eyes*

 

Your mom went a little too rough in last nights' teabagging session?

Seriously how the fuck are we supposed to know.