Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong

A friend sent this to me. I thought I would share it with all of you.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

 

If this is legit, this is a poor example of the conservative movement.

 

Truth or Dare Daily?
Daily: Dare :O
Triplem: I dare you to say this to Finn.

I DARE YOU!

 

That's not even funny...

 

Yea if it was supposed to be funny I must have missed it..

 

Obvious satire is obvious.

 

Yes and this one even fails...

 

old thread is old.

 

Hmm, i'm sure thats a lot more funnier arguments about gay marriage than this.

 

Luls. You gotta admit tho, it is pretty wrong.

 

Whens the funny part coming?

 

Sarcastic thread is sarcastic?

 

Clearly this is perverse, not very farcical, but I guess I know where it's heading at, big sarcasm yes

 

Damn the gays and the polyester!

 

I love this, I find it humorous and it completely destroys the argument presented that gay marriage is wrong.

TJ says old thread is old, I'm left out, never seen it before

 

Well what world do you live in?

This is everywhere...

 

yeah...I agree...not even close

 

Misleading title wtfhax.

 

This wasn't funny :\
And misleading title

 

Yeah that sucked ass