Whoo Else Has da ballz?

And inb4 you are like "Well at least I look like a TV star!" - The character he plays is supposed to be a fat unattractive virgin.

 

sasha fierce

 

http://www.sythe.org/spam-forum/1916834-roast-me.html

already done >_>

 

haha bro we both know this guys is still 2x+ my size, beard is off, and the hair style is fucking shit

EDIT: not to mention pedo stash, any motherfucker with a pedo stash is super ugly.

 

not too bad dunworry, the only thing i can say is your nose looks like a manta ray and also kinda see you resembling ellen



Other than that you look pretty good, nothing much to work with man.

 

my avatar is same face angle, we look nothing alike lmfao, I really dont see it and I can be a good sport if you find one that actually looks like me.

EDIT: the dude is so fat he doesnt even have a neck, what the fuck is that lmfao i look nothing like him!

 

ur none to talk about beards, my patchy son

 

...Seriously? Your double chin sags lower than your shoulders in this pic, idk how are you going to criticize him for not having a neck.

 

I took a selfie with an iphone, the angle of the photo has my chin not even below my sholder line, my sholders are at the level of the downward slope on the left hand side of the photo. Where do you see this double chin?

 

Why does the model of the phone matter? Do you think that having an iphone makes you superior in any way?

fat fuck

 

woah someone cares about there phone lmfao and what kind of idiot thinks someone is acting superior for stating what kind of phone they have? Nice irl picture.

EDIT: oh i know the reason, because I must have a superior aura when people are around me, guess its just a side effect of being too good for noobs who are insecure

 

I don't need to post my picture, I know I'm better looking than you

 

keep hiding behind your anonymity you cowards, anything that you say is irrelevent.

 

oh congrats man, even though that perception is completely relative. Also good to note, what have you even accomplished? What have you got to show for your life?

 

First chin is your jawline. Second is the gravy sack that makes that lovely fold.

 

lmao i cant these posts

 

im way hotter than u bro and i dont need to post a pic to prove that broskis

 

vouch for asap

 

Vouch jg