shidding and cumming rn

my little swimmers are going in to the sewer system as we speak .
my little swimmers will be in your mother's drinking water .
my little swimmers will be in your mother's mouth and esophagus .
my little swimmers will be in the water your mother showers in .

this is why we are brothers

 

Pics or it didnt happen

 

brother why have you forsaken me

 

Apologies dominus

 

lol

 

Buddy do you really think I'm gonna hit play and let you give me a virus? Idiot, i know all about Trojans and Javas, my dad works at Microsoft.

 

Lmfao i know for a FACT that you live in the middle of the ocean like a god damn fish and much like a fish you have precisely ZERO opposable thumbs. How you expect to spread a virus irl, let alone order a big Mac, when you don't have any thumbs? If anyone is disabled it's you, thumbless poo sucker

 

I would like to be there and be square

 

You know something? I really didn't think I'd see this coming from you. As a square myself I find it difficult to believe that someone would settle for being square. It's a good, safe shape, and one of the few left to offer a pension plan. I don't have to worry about my angles, about my curvature, or about a nebulous third dimension. I am a square, always equal on all sides. Reliable. And I'll still be able to retire by 65. So I hope you're just being facetious. Because if you're not, well, that would just be a shame. A real shame.

 

Let me firmly grasp your poops

 

I can't wait to tell my future adopted kids about you