where do you start measuring from?

[Heads447]

ok i want to know where do you start measuring your penis from. very specific details of how you do it is welcome, i really enjoy reading things like that.

 

[RossDuggan]

The tip to the base.

 

[Minner]

I'll tell you how I measure my penis if you tell me how you measure how wide ur vagina is.

 

[Sypherz]

The bellybutton to wherever you are circumcised.
(If your parents decided not to mutilate you as a child, go from the nipples to your third pubic hair)

 

[Alma Mater]

8========D
Measure from where le equal signs start.

 

Pity yours is all tip eh?

 

[Heads447]

oh thanks xoxox

 

[Alteranz]

Lift up your foreskin with both thumbs, and peel backwards over the shaft of your penis.
Slip a ruler inside the tip of your penis. Follow with a finger, then push your entire fist inside. With a little bit of effort you should be able to extend this to your forearm, and then work up to getting both arms completely inside the penis.
You should now resemble a wheel.
Roll around town crying deeply and make the occasional racist remark.

 

[Noam]

But, once you stick your arms in far enough it turns into a vagina

 

[They be trippin]

This is inappropriate.

 

[n4n0 ALT]

This is funny