Where do you keep your 'secret stash'?

I put my important stuff and 'stash' in my winter coat pocket that I never wear.

 

Under my bed i have a little box with some random stuff in it,

However, anything else is hidden in the inside of my old acoustic guitar. which is next to my bed.

I also have a 7 inch blade on the underside of my desk, strapped with velcro..

 

Well if you're going to hide money, make a small slit in your mattress that is covered by the sheets and put it in there. Usually do this on the side that faces the wall, if any.

 

I store any extra cash behind my wall outlet; There's a single screw in the outlet, So I take it off and pull down the top of the outlet. Convenient for storing a few bills.

 

Inside my Chinese red envelope I get for Chinese New Year, people will think it's empty.

-LeetNeo.

 

The best place that I can think of is above the inside of a closet door (depending on the closet). Just put your stuff in a bag and tape it up there.

I have seen this done with two large books glued together.

 

Before I had a bank account, I would stash my money under the bottom drawer of my dresser. To hide it from my brothers mainly.

 

I have a bookshelf in my room full of books I never read. I usually just slip what I want to hide into one of the books and put it back.

 

My carpet in my bedroom is poorly carpented around the edges and you can pull it away on this part, I have some draws ontop of it. I pull the carpet and used to put stuff down their and put the draws on top so no one suspects anything. The perfect crime hehe.

 

If you actually want the best place, a relative of mine, who used to work in the CIA, said in the dry wall behind the wall outlet so it is basically impossible to find and avoids metal detectors.
An easy access place is inside a cutout book on a bookshelf, a book that no one would read and preferably not in sight (off the 1st row).

 

I keep everything that is valuable to me in a old light in my room. It is one of those lights taht is 3 feet long and one foot long, and there are bulbs in side, but you can put things inside the cover. It doesn't work, and no one would ever think to look up there for any reason. I keep my cash to the nudies of my ex gf up there lol.

 

I have a teddy bear from about 20 years ago i got as a baby, it has a compartment in the back where you put in one of those big ass old school batteries from the late 80s early 90s. Long story short it's on the top shelf of my closest behind my hats, and in between 2 more old bears, nobody ever notices it tbh. The best part is that the compartment is a velcro seal under the tail, so unless someone pulls the tail (fairly hard, old bear) they would never know it's there.

 

i have a lock box i keep under my bed with all my cash, liquor, and drug paraphernalia

 

open your a/c and heat vent in your room, and put it in a small box in there. you can't see inside most looking straight at them, and no one ever has a random thought to take a vent cover off and stare at the lovely metal tube behind it.

 

I have a bookshelf and in one of those books is my money its on soccer which i doubt my parents would read.

 

I have a bank lock-up safe, best place for stolen goods or etc.. Plus it's in the family name, so if I were to get busted for whatever reason, for stealing, they probably wouldn't check.

 

I have nothing to hide therefore wallet.

 

In my underwear drawer. No one ever looks in there.

 

underneath my bed

 

Same here..