i cant help it if it's so big.
this one time i was stranded with a bunch of people on an island and i was the last survivor. it was pretty rough finding help. this one anaconda like 50ft long is what killed everyone else, it was still hungry and it comes and attacks me, suddenly i get this boner so big it scared the anaconda so much it ate itself.
true story, as true as my anaconda slitherin up emma's ass