What would you do during a zombie/robot/nuclear attack?

[Trip.Fagex]

Me and my buddy were just talking about how crazy it would be during a zombie, robot, nuclear attack, or other country invading our town and what we would do.

What would you do during an event like this?

 

[tofurocks]

Find some trustable people, and hide. You couldn't really do much, I would probably go insane from fear and then die soon after.

 

[PublicityFtF]

During a Zombie attack: Probably suicide as Zombie-ism spreads like the plague.

Robot: Meh, unplug them.

Nuclear Attack: I'd try harder to live than the zombie attack, but I'd have a very bleak outlook on the future..

Another country invading: Well. It depends on what country and their method of invading. If they were invading, but just by moving in (into homes) I wouldn't care; but, if they were invading with weaponry and what-not then I'd leave.

 

[Killer Mantis]

Do as much stuff as i can before i succumb to an untimely death.

 

[~XS]

Zombie- I already have a Zombie attack kit. Homemade flamethrower, machete, 1 galleon of camp fuel, and a chain off a chainsaw
Robot- EMP
Nuclear - Well I have enough time to go fffuuuuuuuuu...
Invasion:
England - LOL
Australia - LOL
Canada - LOL
Germany LOLOL
Russia - LOL
Any Asns - /Raffs
Mexico - THE INVASION HAS BEGUN!!!!!!

 

[xas876]

Gather up trustworthy people and hole up until a miracle occurs.

 

Furiously masturbate.

 

[Guineapigcal]

^ This.
And I'd be highly likely to be one of the zombies or killed.
Maybe just find a weapon and camp like a n00b. Get some supplies, find the right person and repopulate?

 

[old trinity]

Furiously masturbate.

I literally lol'd!

Anyway Zombie Attack - Get my 4 or so closest friends and go L4D1/2 on their ass. And sooner or later die off.

Robot Attack - Really? Idk, EMP probably.

Nuclear - Oh well.

 

[tyler10101]

Go underground and hide I don't want to mess with that sht.

 

[nub face]

Zombie attack: kill myself, rather not get my face eaten and die slowly

Robot: camera flashes!!!

Nuclear Attack: hide underground

Another country: join the army!

 

[Brendan]

Make sure I don't die a virgin

 

[Harped]

Jack off and tell all the people I love that I love them before I die.