What to do with ice

[Spinney]

I have a bag of ice.. it's just sitting there. It's going to melt. I want it to do one last thing before it dies, something exciting.

 

[Gurtaton]

Boo fucking hoo. Go pee on it then drink it.

 

[Spinney]

Boo fucking hoo. Go pee on it then drink it.

Whoa, you're cool.

 

[SwiftFoxR]

Whoa, you're cool.

It's the spam forum.

 

[Spinney]

It's the spam forum.

I know. It just surprises me how immature people are

 

[Meeder1]

I know. It just surprises me how immature people are

You have down syndrome if you expect to find any intelligent life in the spam forum.


/thread ice is melted.

 

inb4 "I have a bag of water.. it's just sitting there. It's going to spoil. I want it to do one last thing before it dies, something exciting"

 

[Lym]

Put it in the freezer.

 

[Spinney]

Put it in the freezer.

Good idea. I now have a bag of ice once more. I want to do one last thing with it. Any suggestions?

 

[Sillymonkey]

Empty out the ice, put the bag over your head, and put a roll of duct tape around the bottom/your neck about 100 times.

 

[Spinney]

Empty out the ice, put the bag over your head, and put a roll of duct tape around the bottom/your neck about 100 times.

That's stupid, the ice would get all over the ground. I guess people might trip, but not cool enough. Keep brainstorming, people.

 

[goodman3209]

try go on top of a building in the city and throwing it off the roof and try hitting someone.

 

[SwiftFoxR]

Empty out the ice, put the bag over your head, and put a roll of duct tape around the bottom/your neck about 100 times.

try go on top of a building in the city and throwing it off the roof and try hitting someone.

Either of these. Preferably the first.

 

[No Rage Quiting]

Put the bag of ice on your peepee and see if it shrinks or gets bigger!

/post results

 

[yaroow's bitch]

what peepee ?

 

[restless]

Grab the bag of ice walk across the street to your elderly neighbour pour it all over him yelling "Ice barrage" and then poo yourself.

 

[Spinney]

Those are all horrible ideas, except for the throwing it off a building one.. that's just mean. Besides, we don't have big buildings here.

 

[T V]

Put the ice cubes up your ass, then describe to us how it feels.

 

[Spinney]

Put the ice cubes up your ass, then describe to us how it feels.

Pull your head out of your butt and describe to us how it feels.