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What The Fiuck!

joewnn

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So I was walking down the street today, and I was approached by a large Black Man. He was about 7 foot 2 and radiated intense body odor and shit Smells. I swiftly shuffled away from this large Black Man, who I estimated to be 242.15 lbs. As I attempted to avoid this immense piece of milk chocolate, I could only feel him getting closer.

That's when I realized that the Black Man was a woman. This woman looked a lot like your Average cotton picker - dirty, sweaty, and black. I whipped out my Penis, which of course I at first concealed from her. I slid my lambskin condom onto my Genitals. This was no ordinary lambskin condom. It also had hanging pockets that allowed a sort of resting place for the testicles. It added a sense of security to the whole idea of raping someone.

I then approached the large Black woman. I ripped off her dust covered overalls and slid my genitals into her gritty vagina. It was only moments later that I Came. I could feel my sperm soaked up by the soft lambskin condom, it was a pleasant feeling. I felt the wind blow through my pubic hair, and also the hair atop my head. I sighed in relief, and went back to work.
 
Same thing happened to me, only it was cowskin, and a Mexican man. Never the less, amazing story.
 
Cowskin sucks, you should try porcupine condoms. You don't even need lube, because the blood works perfectly.
 
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i thought you were banned joewnn?

you must of thought of a way to get unbannd ;)
 
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