Bro, you got them right where you want them. This is your chance. This is what you have been waiting for. You got the Aces, and they're aggressive. Seize the moment.
First thing you gonna do, burn your wallet, keys, clothes, anything they can identify you with. You could do this later, but it's easier to start things off here than work your way back later. Next, you're gonna go to Wal-mart. Not Target, K-Mart, anything else. They will identify you through your purchases. Buy ten rolls of duct tape, rubber gloves, rubber hat, rubber suit. This is your new outfit for the next few weeks. Get used to it. Work it in. It should soon feel to you like every other piece of clothing you've ever worn.
Next, find a beat up used car. The bottom of the barrel. Only needs to go one direction; you're not coming back. Start driving. Fast, but not fast enough so that the government's guard dogs are gonna come barking. Go north. Drive so far that you can't recognize the trees.
Get out of the car. Burn the car. You should be cold now, much colder than you were before. For the next 2-3 hours the heat from your car's burn will provide the warmth. After this, you're gonna check into the small town's hotel. No real names, no birthdays. Say hi, no small talk, and head into your room.
Masturbate to Alyssa Morales and the dog.
Hitchhike home.
