Yeah he had to do it 3 times, the third time he was accepted. Now as far as I know, Atomic has been wanting someone to monge his ass for a while now. Maybe he should be first on your list?
I vouch for Slave, anytime my ass needed some monging he was always happy to help! Very proud to see that his application was finally expected, he earned it for sure.
This might come as a shock to you, but assmonging doesn't come naturally to most people. Just because you find it easy doesn't mean everyone else does.