weirdest thing you've done when drunk

You and your friends are pretty open with nudity around each other then.

 

Got to some house party, normally smoke blunts/joints.
Was told not to drink parents wine.
Soon as left me and friend took the wine, mixed it with vodka and downed a glass.
Took first ever hit off a bong.
Thought the bottle on table was smirnoff ice, poured a huge glass, drank it. It was vodka.
Dont remember like 3 hours.
Went upstairs, vommited. Asked for water

then the dumb bitch gave me vodka instead of water.
Vomitted.

Tried to go downstairs, fell down stairs. Bruised all of my body.

Dont remember it but woke up with bruising.

Lost my phone, got it back a week later saying they found it under a couch.

Had some 3 day hangover.

Was kinda epic though

edit: Once i got alcohol poisoning from mixing different spirits/beers , burst the blood vessels around my eyes from vomitting so much... it looked fucked

 

Fell asleep with the shower on for 3 hours, GREAT TIMES.

 

Egged michelle bachmans house while I was completely wasted, almost got caught by the cops while we were at it.

 

Everyone says when I drink all I do is fight and destroy everything and hurt the ones I love meaning I say stuff that usually I should keep to myself. Sad thing is I don't remember any of it most of the time. The biggest reason I will never drink that shit no matter what someone says. Parts of my family react to it the same way as me so I guess I got their genetics. x.x

Everyone reacts to it differently though. My ex-best friend/bro from another mom can drink 10 beers and he just stands and acts like he normally would without beer.

 

We have no problem with our anatomy, most of us are working towards medical degrees

 

I gotta say......
A night that we were at my friends house back in high school and his mom had gone to a Lady Gaga concert.. Good night. But anyways, at about 1 his mom calls and says she will be home in about an hour, so we all help him clean up. We were all still fucked up and had to get out of there. We kind of panicked, so I drove one of my friends home. With my other friend, we didn't know where to go. So I drive down the road at about 20 MPH.
We ended up making it to the Target parking lot.
We wake up in the morning and my friend says to me
"Wtf? Why do I have Eli's remote"

 

Throw up.

 

I think there's been a thread like this before.. I'm pretty sure I posted in it too lol. Anyways..... There's been a few nights were I woke up back in my bed the next afternoon, and don't even remember the night before... Then I start hearing the stories over the next couple days... They never end well lmao.

 

i fell asleep on the pokies...

 

I'm pretty sure it was throwing up or something like that.

 

weirdest: had 4 16oz cans of beer and 10 shots of tequila when it was like my 3 or 4 time gettin drunk, ended up making out with my cousin and peeing into my neighbors open car window. Ended up gettin Alcohol poisoning :/

craziest: if i told u id have to kill u <.<

 

So you went drunk driving... you're a fucking idiot.

OT: I've never been drunk. Drinking heavily doesn't appeal to me.

 

I called my ex and said that I loved her and alot of things hahah

 

"ended up making out with my cousin"

lol =| you party way to hard my friend for that, and its not even the craziest..

And that's cool, gotta start somewhere.

 

Threw up on my friends ferret, and then tried throwing up into the air, and it just came back all over my face, and then took a shower with all my cloths on.

 

Um, how about not being a judgmental prick? Your the fucking idiot for expecting lawful/ethical behavior in a thread about getting hammered



OT:

Trying to talk my way out of being arrested for playing a drunk frisbee game with mates


"Aw, you cops got me, damn you guys got me!"
"No its okay, i'll talk to my parents, its okay I'll go now"
"Aw don't worry im so grounded you cops got me mann"
"Aww Im in trouble now, you got me. They'll ground me soo much can I go"

They weren't amused

 

Assuming you're probably 14 - 16, I'm not even going to get in to talking to you, as children seemingly always think they're correct, and will never give up an argument. Of course I'm judgmental, and proud of it. Welcome to the real world sonny. Don't fend off your parents and go drink and drive whenever you please and tell me how it works out for ya'.

 

Weirdest thing I have ever done was pass out in my neighbor's bed.

 

I'm 18 years old. Age is such an arbitrary judge of intelligence, so shaddup with that. In no way does my age delegitimize my argument. Why are you proud of being judgmental? How am I promoting drinking and driving?

Last sentence is worded confusingly, for the general edification of deeze fellow posters and myself, please extrapolate