Ways to keep people off elevators.

[Geόrge]

I got one... Get a bag of shit and offer it to people before they get on the elevator.

 

[hardxcore]

Lame. Lacks creativity.

-Attach a fake umbilical cord to your belly button and play jump-rope with it in the nude.
-Wear a tiger suit, and when they open the door you yell "Yoooouuu'rrreee GREAT!"
-Get a carcass off the side of the road and attach strings to it and use it as a marionette to greet people in the voice of Steve Urkel from Family Matters.
-Be black.
-Reenact Dane Cook's comedy routines. The more accurate, the more repulsive.
-Wear assless chaps and dance while singing WMCA.
-Wear huge novelty glasses that say "X-RAY" in large print on them... and stare at people with a grin as they come on.
-Act like Winnie the Pooh - carry a pot of honey around and wear nothing but a red shirt.
-Draw a square outline on the floor besides and label it "trap door".
-Wear a Vote Hilary '08 shirt.

hahaha.
Hilarious

 

[[CF]Heroin Loverboy]

Lame. Lacks creativity.
-Wear a tiger suit, and when they open the door you yell "Yoooouuu'rrreee GREAT!"
-Get a carcass off the side of the road and attach strings to it and use it as a marionette to greet people in the voice of Steve Urkel from Family Matters.
-Wear assless chaps and dance while singing WMCA.
-Act like Winnie the Pooh - carry a pot of honey around and wear nothing but a red shirt.

rofl those made me laugh

 

[peanuts]

oh another trick i also learned is if you press the close door button and the floor you need to go to at the same time, the elavator will not stop until it reaches that floor, so thats a good way to keep people off of elavators.

 

[Gamezery]

This is hilarious lol.

 

[tomer2410]

this should be named 62 ways to go to a mental home

 

[magi]

Lame. Lacks creativity.

-Attach a fake umbilical cord to your belly button and play jump-rope with it in the nude.
-Wear a tiger suit, and when they open the door you yell "Yoooouuu'rrreee GREAT!"
-Get a carcass off the side of the road and attach strings to it and use it as a marionette to greet people in the voice of Steve Urkel from Family Matters.
-Be black.
-Reenact Dane Cook's comedy routines. The more accurate, the more repulsive.
-Wear assless chaps and dance while singing WMCA.
-Wear huge novelty glasses that say "X-RAY" in large print on them... and stare at people with a grin as they come on.
-Act like Winnie the Pooh - carry a pot of honey around and wear nothing but a red shirt.
-Draw a square outline on the floor besides and label it "trap door".
-Wear a Vote Hilary '08 shirt.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. I love the X RAY and trap door one. Both are amazing lmao.

 

[1227]

Do a leeroy jenkins as soon as you get on the elevator.

 

[boxer420]

Lol @ tgumps list.

 

[xsyndicatesx]

Hit some bruce lee moves as soon as the doors open , Plus the sound effects
+As soon as the door opens THIS IS SPARTAAAAA and kick them out

 

[1227]

By the way youtube a Leeroy Jenkins in real life and you will understand

 

[ColZy]

lol i'd be wayy to embarrassed to do any of those

ermm.. mabye the sleeping on the side of the elevator one