APPLY FOR NEW MEDICARE AND SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFITS: Due to furloughs, new applications for these benefits will not be able to be processed.
SMALL BUSINESS LOANS: Existing loans will continue to be honored, but forget about applying for a new one: applications won’t be accepted.
GO TO THE NATIONAL ZOO AND THE SMITHSONIAN: Both of these beloved institutions shut their doors after the government shut down because nearly 100% of their staffs were furloughed. Only a few members -- those that care for and feed the zoo’s animals -- were kept on.
VISIT A NATIONAL PARK: No government funding means no national parks. All parks, historic battlefields and national monuments closed the moment the federal government shut down.
GET AUDITED: Perhaps the only good thing about a shutdown is that the Internal Revenue Service will suspend its audits.