(Updated)Rap Battles

First I know this was already posted,this is for the people who didn't wanna post so far back in the other thread

ILL start

U see,u can't blame the funky monkey
he just pointin' out that u just a sythe.org junkie
instead of gettin yo ass up
u just sit there on yo bum
watchin' porn and just waitin' till the day tat u could finally cum
man i'm a fucking beast i'm more mature then that
i be doin the real shit i can't be here for dat
some of yall whiggas keep tryin' and tryin' to act like us niggas
but in a gangsta life they would be pullin them triggas

any challengers?

 

you're a jive turkey

 

why thank you mah laddy

 

I like cheese, I like pie, I'll smack you with a hobos thigh.

 

any official rap challengers?

 

I do drugs, I get high, I'll hit you with a hobos thigh!

 

Yeah that's what I thought!

 

rofl owned ^^

 

you beter quit rapin befo u get a blood claught!

 

owned

 

Yo my rhymes are smooth, this is how I get by, I'll hit you with a hobos thigh!

 

Lol whats up with you and hobo's thighs lol?

 

I felt like a juvenile delinquent just by reading that.

 

thanx

 

I make money sweeter than honey. Pick up your game you've been reduced to shame. My name is Phil but you already know my story, the battles I fought were exceedingly gory. I am not the same as people see me I'm an untold story that's been fighting for glory. Stop wasting your time get out of line, if you want something take it, that's the only way you'll make it. If you say goodbye, I'll hit you with a hobos thigh.

 

Check 1,stop the jibber jabber,if thats the matter,get a ladder so u can climb to my level,u stil down with the devil,im up holy just kickin' it and chillin' while u down there willin and killin,im a story of a beast the one mighty moster that is scared of the least,im like a goblin ill eat u up,or maybe ill stop just to fill my cup,u see im drinking out of a glass,full of champeine,comin outta yo ass,u can't touch,itll burn like ice,man u even still got that damn head lice,just kidding,but other oother hand,when u wanna get serverd,just call me,ill be ya right hand man

 

Ok umm i think u got served=)

 

Rice a Roni, the San Francisco treat.

 

I am the king=)

 

N1gr4 please. Go challenge Ryan the admin.