unsolvable riddle (solved)

if john has 4 apples and he feeds one to a chicken how many chickens are left in the dugout?

 

first person to answer this correctly gets $50

 

[RiskofSTDs]

none because chickens don't swim?

 

42

 

[Teeto]

None because the first chicken dies from getting an entire fucking apple fed to him and the others die from starvation and get put on the chopping board instead of the dougout

 

239

 

All wrong so far. The answer is clear as night

 

^ not the answer for the riddle

 

[Eazy E]

if john has 4 apples and he feeds one to a chicken how many chickens are left in the dugout?

chickens can die if you feed them apples. Apples contain small amounts of cyanide, so if the chicken plucks at them and gets to the seeds, the chicken can die.

Also, it's very hard to feed just 1 chicken 1 apple. If you threw an apple in the dugout, all the chickens would start plucking that bitch.

Which brings up another question.. why are the chickens in a dugout. i would assume this meant the american baseball dugout, but It may be some type of cannoe of some kind. If so, I highly doubt he would be able to keep all those chickens inside the boat.


the answer is 1

 

[GoldForPP]

3 because why would he have 4 apples f he didn’t have 4 chickens

 

[Ugly God]

is john the chicken

 

[Program]

0, cuz 1/4 apples and other chickens and other stuff that doesn't make sense.

 

[ShipTheFlip]

I think it's obvious what we're dealing with here the the Rick and Morty universe where Rick made chickens become morties after eating apples. Therefore, there are 1 billion chickens in the dugout.

999,999,999 Andy forgot the chicken that ate an entire apple died

 

[Program]

999,999,999 Andy forgot the chicken that ate an entire apple died

Fuck, I think I should get at least $10 of that $50 still.

 

[GoldForPP]

Fuck, I think I should get at least $10 of that $50 still.

Can’t cause he’s paid me out was right ez

 

Can there be chicks ?

 

it takes all of the chickens to eat the apple

 

3 because why would he have 4 apples f he didn’t have 4 chickens

But doesn't that mean there are still 4?

One would just be dead, which is irrelevant to the riddle. @Wonderland

 

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