Understanding Massive Faggot

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Assume, that by conservation of faggotry, the quantity f*m is conserved in any closed and inertial system, where f is faggotry as measured in sticks per meter cubed, and m is mass in kilograms.

Sythe.org is not a closed system -

, and since

, both the total mass and faggotry are growing at a rate proportional to the rate of growth on Sythe.org with respect to time. The resultant product is then proportional to the square of the rate of growth.

However, a discrepancy exists. Notice that Massive Faggot constitutes a Breslevian subalgebraic isomorphic right-leaning attractor, meaning that as an individual physical object he increases his massive-faggotry at the rate of

, where Cf is the coefficient of faggotry, in kilogram-sticks per meter cubed. From here, because the total massive-faggotry in a system is proportional to the square of the rate of user growth, the faggotry generated by Massive Faggot must be the result of the absorption of either the faggotry or mass of his peers.

Since the absorption of mass is improbable (setting aside normal weight gain), we must deduce that Massive Faggot is in fact a Massive Faggot Sponge, taking the faggotry of his surroundings and utilizing it as his own.

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