ULTIMATE girl getting ways.

[T R 1 B A L]

1) ask her to:
-cream pie in your ear
-have a fuck sandwich with you and her mum
-show her videos of herself
-shit on a tit

on the first date.

2) Tell her that she makes your penis a whole 2 inches.

3) tell her you're gay.


/BOREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM

 

[Albania]

Ohh ya, that will get me a second date for sure. Thanks man this si really gonna help me ! Happy to see someone here on sythe knows how to get a girl.


[/sarcasm]

 

[T R 1 B A L]

Boredom is a bitch.

[/no fucking sarcasm]

 

[LegitNamesCo]

Do you even know what a creampie is?

It's when you blow a huge load into a girls vagina and then someone eats it..

not into an ear... like wtf

Don't make me give you a peek-a-boo.

 

[Sup3r 4ut03r]

Do you even know what a creampie is?

It's when you blow a huge load into a girls vagina and then someone eats it..

not into an ear... like wtf

Don't make me give you a peek-a-boo.

Gratz on Puberty!

 

[arevalo2k]

hi im 47 whats puberty?

 

[Clue Scrolls]

So does this really work? id so i gota try it haha.


















JK