Two men are sitting in a pub.

[juvenilepunk]

One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.'
The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'

 

[Grave]

Wait, sleeping with your sister is illegal?

 

[It's Not Too Late]

fail ..

 

[Rhyski]

wtf is that shit?

 

[Gr1ff1n]

A man walks into a bar. He is an alchohol and its killing his family.

 

[I Am The RWT]

A man walks into a bar. Sits down and has a drink.

 

[Greggy]

A man walks into a bar and 12 hours later he has juvenilepunk tattooed onto his arm and has no clue how it got there.

 

[Syed]

A man doesn't walk into a bar.

 

[Backstab555]

Why did the girl scout cry after she spilled her cookies?

Because her abusive dad calls her a whore and beats her mother every night in a drunken rage

 

[Syed]

~

 

[mage pl0x3d]

One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your house.'
The other man replies: IM GAY

 

[Sup3r 4ut03r]

One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your house.'
The other man replies: IM GAY

One man turns to the other and says: "Fuck you."
The other man replies: "Your wife already did."

 

[Backstab555]

One man turns to the other and says: "Fuck you."
The other man replies: "Your wife already did."