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omfg help u cant pose chav wanna be

 

well, i would kill the people who already had aids and knew they were going to die and there was no chance they were going to live
then many would be saved and no lives would go to waste because they were going to die anyway

 

lol, too easy
gimmie another

 

ok, here i will post some IQ questions
heres my rules

-no posting other questions unless you pm me and ask
-no flaming about someones stupid answer, unless it is REALLY stupid
-no getting off topic
-no disobeying the first 3 rules
-no disobeying these last 2 rules

ok, first question

Paris starts with a "p" and ends with an "e", is this true?

in your answer, include why, as it is a yes or no question

second question
*this is very hard, not for the faint of heart, or mind*
"on the 19th of the last month, there was a double murder on the express train from Paris to Berlin. The engineer and the conductor were killed at the same time, even though they were at opposite ends of the train. This was confirmed by a police detective, who was at the exact center of the train and heard both gunshots at the same time.
when my cousin was told this story, he realized that both victims did not die at the same time
how did he figure it out?

ok, when you answer, you put a #1 for the paris question, or a #2 for the train question, or just both

these are from an actual MENSA book, the second is from the harder ones, and the first is from the easier.

currently im poor, so if you guess it right, you will get the satisfaction of guessing a MENSA question

if i can get 5mil, this question will be worth 500k
, but im poor and my only account is a lvl 6 with 9 mage
currently trying to sell my steam account
if i do, its worth 250k
good luck

 

how about holding up a sign saying "devilsparadise rules"

 

My Vouches

 

Oh and btw heres also you:

 

Big Vouche! Loaned Me $100. Very patient and cool guy to talk to

 

like 10 bucks maybe, dont rly know you but you seem trustworthy

 

fiddie cent.

 

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$1 y not? if he doesnt scam i vouch lol

 

i eat paste

 

about 20 bucks...

 

Every time I try to lick my balls I roll off the couch.

 

so, ur gonna send tht now right?