TPM Thread #598351

I was bored... bear with me here and read these. If you haven't read the rules, you're in for a treat! You should know most of the rules by the end of this post.



Things that TPM could have done that would have landed him with equal or less ban time:

Post doxes of users, including staff, since the rule says one month ban and surely this wouldn't be changed if the dox was of a staff member... since porn bans cannot be changed.

Plagiarize Viou's scam guide and resell it.

Post gore.

Post porn.

Fake vouch me and say I MM'd 100B coins. He could have done this twice.

Share an account with Divica / ASAP. Again, twice.

Deface Chloe's pics on four different occasions.

Evade his TWC that he used to have.











Riskier things he could have done (we'll say about 8 of these... so pick and choose 8; any more may be risky)...

Spam on various threads outside of SF.

Flame / harass users. "Deceiving members or staff for fun, humor, or to cause drama" includes staff, so don't go easy on them.

Bump R2P's threads early.

Accuse various members of scamming him out of nudes or something stupid like that.

Hijack threads (yawn).

Beg for free stuff (profit??? staff???).

Sell his sperm (whatever, free).

[Skipping the signature violation... don't do that].

Skipping a few more...

Grave-dig some awesome, old threads (I think they're more lax on this now but still).

Scare people with screams while children are in the room.

AND FINALLY!!!!!!

He could have ignored staff decisions. He...heheheheh...hehehehehehehehe!!!

 

You're a beautiful man.

 

Thanks, Dial.

I love you too.

 

Omg I remember that

 

roary shoulda unbanned him since he told tpm that it wouldn't get him banned

but he's a pushover.

 

Roarys not a pushover, just a nice guy

 

Dedicated to The Prestiged Mugga: