totally owned this ugly

this girl is like "wanna cyber" on seme myspace im shit and im like "sure" just to fuck with her

Her picture looked like a canned can of cranberries with a hat on it.

anyways

I just corrected her grammar until she shut up

abby721: SO.........
eric_martin_123: What?
abby721: HOE DONT BE GETTIN CRUNK WITH M HOE
abby721: ME*
eric_martin_123: Hmm..
eric_martin_123: Why so hostile?
abby721: WAT THE FUCK IS HOSTILE
eric_martin_123: Haha, see I don't even have to argue to win an argument. Just use proper grammar and "big" words.
abby721: I LIKE BIG
eric_martin_123: How is that of any concern to me?
abby721: LOL
abby721: CUZ I
abby721: HEO
abby721: RESPONSEBILITE
eric_martin_123: Finish your sentences before you press enter.
abby721: THATS A BIG WORD
eric_martin_123: I think you mean responsibility?
abby721: RESPECT
abby721: IM NOT GOOD AT SPELLIN
eric_martin_123: Then don't use big words.
eric_martin_123: Respect is not a big word.
abby721: OK U COME UP WITH ONE
abby721: DICKHEAD IS
abby721: ASL.
abby721: LOL
abby721: MY ASS IS BIG
eric_martin_123: I would bet if you just stopped talking all together you would sound a lot smarter.
abby721: NO
eric_martin_123: Do you want to make that bet?
abby721: i LIKE TOO ANNOY PPL.
abby721: YES I DO
eric_martin_123: Your not annoying me you are actually humoring me with your idiocracy.
abby721: MAN STOP WITH THEN BIG WORDS.
abby721: KK
abby721: K
eric_martin_123: Do you understand what an idiot is?
eric_martin_123: Find the root word and utilize it.
abby721: YES i DO THAT IS YOU.
eric_martin_123: Original
abby721: YOU DUH...
abby721: WORD...
eric_martin_123: Wow, I am about done talking with you. You can't even go longer than two lines without saying something totally out of context.
abby721: OMG STFU IM SMART OK I JUST ACT DUMB CU ITS FUNNY OK U GOT IT
abby721: BYE
eric_martin_123: Riiight.
abby721: BITCH
abby721: PLZ
eric_martin_123: Please
eric_martin_123: Don't IM me any more
abby721: WHO HOE
abby721: U A FUCKING PUSSY
eric_martin_123: And you were the one trying to tell me you have a big ass.
eric_martin_123: Which is frankly disgusting.
abby721: NIGGA PLZ..
eric_martin_123: This is what I am talking about not able to say two lines without saying something totally out of context.
abby721: TLK TO MY FRIEND CHELSEA SHE IS SMARTER
abby721: \
eric_martin_123: She doesn't have to try that hard.
abby721: SHE WONT TRUSTH ME
eric_martin_123: What?
abby721: JUST TLK TO HER..
abby721: PLZ
eric_martin_123: I thought she was as soon as you said she was.
abby721: OOOO.
abby721: WELL NO HERE SHE IS..
abby721: HEY..
abby721: WATS UP..
eric_martin_123: Hello
abby721: HOW ARE YOU...
eric_martin_123: Umm, good
eric_martin_123: You
abby721: GOOD.
abby721: WHAT IS YOUR NAME...?
eric_martin_123: It's quite obvious, is it not?
abby721: oh sorry..
eric_martin_123: Yeah, I'm going to stop talking here. Busy talking to people on another chat.
abby721: watever..!hoe.
eric_martin_123: Childish

 

abby721= phail
That wasn't even funny, I don't see what he was attempting to accomplish.

 

I can't believe you actually accepted one of those want to cyber on myspace requests. I hope your joking.

 

Hey, don't judge. sometimes a man needs a little help 'beating' things out.

 

It was on a MyspaceIM chatroom, and yes, I went into it planning on doing that.

 

Hey shakaka.... wanna cyber sometime?

Thinks have been moving kind of slow for me lately... in my pants, I mean. I need a little jump start on my motor.

 

Oh, I get it! It was a double entendre, meant to reference sorting things out, and masturbating! A clever ruse, sir, but I saw through it immediately.

 

You sir, are the smartest man I know!
Surely I thought, that no man, shall ever figure out my secret code.
I tip my hat off to you, sir.

 

eric_martin_123: Your not annoying me you are actually humoring me with your idiocracy.

I believe you meant 'idiocy'.

FAIL.

 

^ Owned, lmao..


Man that 'chick' sounded like a fucking 9 year old talking on runescape. Or a retard from school.

 

^ Alaskan, thats hawt.
9 year old boys are orgasmic... and thx btw I made a mess just from thinking about it.

 

Sorry, the position of getting off to little children has been filled here on sythe.org by someone named Cruel__Machine.

 

I've seen much bigger failure from you