If you watch X backwards, it's about Y. [Meme]

Post yours. Originality preferred:

Mine: If you watch Myspace backwards, it's about an eerily annoying social network that copycats it's rival and eventually gains a massive user base, removes privacy features and caters specifically to lonely pedophiles, registered sex offenders and social-awkward no lifing teenagers alike.

 

Not sure if this thread should be the off topic, but I'll join in:

If you watch Pokemon backwards, it tells a story of Ash Ketchum that loses all of his badges, his pokemon, and lives with his mom for the rest of his life.

 

If you look at Facebook its the exact same thing as Myspace

 

It should be in like general discussion not runescape discussion.

 

Ironic because this IS in General Discussion.

If you watch Craigslist backwards it's the story of a site for marketing virtually anything that narrows down to an underground operation selling sex and becoming a key site for child prostitution rings.

If you watch Sythe backwards it's the story of a forum which sells virtual currency and accounts on MMORPGs that eventually loses it's entire user base due to the lack of updating on inferior bots and the increasing restrictions on gold farming and real-world trading.

 

if you watch this thread backwards its a successful meme with funny and clever anecdotes

 

Good one. What happens if we watch your life backwards?

 

if you watch my life backwards you'll find a nice job with a steady relationship and two alive strippers

 

If you watch my life backwards you'll see a moronic guy who's popular socially, yet has several STDs with sleeping with too many whores and spends little to no time online, with grades worthy of a scholarship. And a nose and brain eaten away by coke and whatever else I could fit up my nose without choking to death.

A girl I met from /b/ in October, 2010 said this about her life backwards:

"If you watch my life backwards, you will see a cool, stoner atheist girl who is pretty cute, loving, and not at all promiscuous, but then she gives up smoking weed, becomes a Christian, becomes a whore, and when there is no one left to love her, she cuts her wrists." ~ Savannah.

 

If you were to watch the Spam Forum backwards you would see a shitty board to which few demoted moderators and returning banned members move, perking things up.

 

If you watch the movie titanic, its about a magic ship that saves people.

 

I think my favorite one I've ever read was..

"If you watch Saw backwards it's about a touching story of a man who gives limbs to people"

 

If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a women who learns her place.

^ Best one evar

 

I was going to do this one so here goes

"If you watch Saw backwards it's about a man who gives people life"

 

Lmfao. So cruel, but lulzy.

Also the one about Saw is:

If you watch Saw backwards, it is a truly amazing and touching story about one man providing countless limbs for the disabled.

 

Take it to the spam forum