This is fucked up.

Google is god. It gives the answers you seek.

 

Makes a hell of a lot more sense than the bible.

 

you've gotta be kidding me, it sounds like 2 stoned dudes made this up to fuck around with people. lol

 

I don't see what the big problem is...?

 

You're such a tool.

 

Best be trollin' nigg.

 

Lol. they say google is god, this is what theyre proofs are lmfao!:
1:Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified
2:Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent)
3:Google answers prayers
4:Google is potentially immortal
5:Google is infinite
6:Google remembers all.
7:Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent).
8:God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfils this to a much larger degree than traditional "gods".
9:Evidence of Google's existence is abundant. There is more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshiped today. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If seeing is believing, then surf over to www.google.com and experience for yourself Google's awesome power. No faith required.


OMG!?!?... THIS IS JUST SO RIDICULOUSE!