The Three Most Common Lies Ever Told

[Ricky]

1.) I Love you. (Gohan )
2.) I haven't cheated on you.
3.) I have read and agree to the Liscense User Terms and Agreement
4.) No you don't look fat in that

 

Whenever I cheat Ialways tell the girl I am currently dating.
Mostly because I want to break up, Or make-up sex (I always look like Mötley Crue/Twisted Sister afterwards)

 

[JohnK]

4) No you don't look fat in that

 

[Ricky]

4) No you don't look fat in that

added.

 

[malakadang]

All of the above are not nearly as used as these 2.

Yes.

No.

 

[JRSmithfan1]

5) My penis is 10 inches.

 

[Rawrasaurus]

6) I'm not a newfag.

 

[Determinate]

7) I'm busy.

 

[Richh]

8) I got hacked.

 

[highkid]

9)Monkeys are blue and I am high

 

[G I R]

10)I'm fine, honestly.

 

[yami]

Unless your name is GOOGLE......stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING...

 

[Pokerking88]

11. I hate scammers

 

[blindkilla]

12. tree

 

:'( !!!

 

[Insidious Insinuations]

13. I'm zezima

 

[ChristmasCracker]

You said 3, yet you post 4.

And another lie is
"No I don't have any STDs"

 

[okkk]

14: Naw, I didnt use Viagra. This is all natural.

 

[Sanctuary]

15. I'm batman.

 

[okkk]

15. I'm batman.

+1 for the win.