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The quest for two fiddy

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The day is the 22nd of January. As I stroll the market i see a thread selling minecraft codes at insanely low prices. This January join date newcomer (we will call him Gaylord Cumberbatch) was selling minecraft gift codes at an astonishingly low two dollars and fifty cents total! I immediately inquired about said offer and sure enough I was given my code and, surprise surprise, it worked! After paying Mr. Cumberbatch I went on my way, enjoying my brand new minecraft account which i named TeemoTwerk420. Unfortunately for me, and TeemoTwerk420, the fun didn't last. Three months rolled around and all of a sudden TeemoTwerk420 was no longer. Confused as I was I sent Mojang an email about the problem and they replied with the following:

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Pure fear came over me as I had realized what had happened. Not only was my precious TeemoTwerk420 dead but I had also lost my two dollars and fifty cents. As the shock of my imminent financial demise hit me I rushed to ask Gaylord what the problem was (after all he did tell me to do just that if anything were to happen)

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(I don't know how much more of an assurance I could have asked for)

After months of not receiving but a single acknowledgement of my existance I decided to bring out the big guns. I gathered the evidence and with righteous fury and I made a scam report. Within minutes the mighty hammer of Cas_M slew Gaylord Cumberbatch and all that was left was sorrow. I wasn't sure what to do with myself. I would never see my TeemoTwerk420 or my two fiddy ever again. Or would I?

Fast forward to July 21st 2014 as I see a strange message Gaylord's skype profile.

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Sure enough as I entered the mysterious TS3 channel there was but one person online.

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I enter the channel and let out a friendly greeting to the man I assumed to be Gaylord. After a few moments of silence I tried again. It seemed as if he had been offline for a while.

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I grew weary of waiting for him to come back so I went on with my day as normal. A few hours later I hear a ring from TS3. Someone else had joined the channel we were in. I immediately questioned him of his affiliations with Gaylord Cumberbatch. Here is what he had to say:

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Astonished at the kindness of the stranger I quickly added him on steam to finally be reimbursed for my troubles. As I added the steam account I noticed there were two or so other accounts with identical names but with different pictures. There was something going on here but I wasn't sure what it was. Either way I added his account and continued the conversation.

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And so I did.

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So here I stand today. Two fiddyless and minecraft accountless. As I ponder to myself the meaning of all this I start to draw myself a picture. All the arrows were pointing somewhere but where was it? Where is Gaylord Cumberbatch? Why can't the stranger pay through paypal? Why do they share several accounts with the same name? Only time will tell. Two weeks time that is. The day will be August 4th 2014 9:56PM Pacific and I WILL have answers.
 
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you put too much effort into this lmao
 
that was actually thoroughly entertaining. ty.

I look forward to part two.
 
It was, erm, interesting..
 
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get out from here pls

stfu peasant scrublord lmao, we all know this is a very elaborate way of confessing your homosexual feelings towards Mr Cumberbatch
 
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I'm not sure if I should read all of this. Can someone do a tl;dr so I can see if I want to check it out? It looks like a good story based on $2.50.
 
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I'm not sure if I should read all of this. Can someone do a tl;dr so I can see if I want to check it out? It looks like a good story based on $2.50.

wow
such summarys

ilovedoge buys minecraft code to play game on his acc
le plays - is not scrub
rip account
email support team
reply - code was chargebacked, no more dogecraft 4 u
wow, ilovedoge butthurt
e-stalks seller
finds seller's friend (steam skemmer) in ts
adds friend and gets nowhere (thinks somewhere)
is currently await dissapoint
wow
 
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wow
such summarys

ilovedoge buys minecraft code to play game on his acc
le plays - is not scrub
rip account
email support team
reply - code was chargebacked, no more dogecraft 4 u
wow, ilovedoge butthurt
e-stalks seller
finds seller's friend (steam skemmer) in ts
adds friend and gets nowhere (thinks somewhere)
is currently await dissapoint
wow


Still too long

Ilovedoge buys minecraft code
Gets chargedback
Finds skemmer posing as a mexican ladyboy
Nothing
Much wow
 
All i learnt was that OP is a massive cocksucking faggot.
 
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Heidy
Why can't I hold all of these feels?
Lumpy Space Princess
420 yolo swag blaze it fuck the popo legalize it anyone got some chips
Le Monkey
Doge
UWotM8?
Not sure if srs or just newfag...
Spyro
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
Wait, do you not have an Archer rank?
Smashing
Rupee
I'm LAAAAAAAME
Penguin
Green eggs and spam
Pizza Muncher
MushyMuncher
wow
such summarys

ilovedoge buys minecraft code to play game on his acc
le plays - is not scrub
rip account
email support team
reply - code was chargebacked, no more dogecraft 4 u
wow, ilovedoge butthurt
e-stalks seller
finds seller's friend (steam skemmer) in ts
adds friend and gets nowhere (thinks somewhere)
is currently await dissapoint
wow

Still too long

Ilovedoge buys minecraft code
Gets chargedback
Finds skemmer posing as a mexican ladyboy
Nothing
Much wow

Thank you guys. Now that I know this, Mr. Gold, you aren't getting your two fiddy back.
 
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All i learnt was that OP is a massive cocksucking faggot.
wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
Thank you guys. Now that I know this, Mr. Gold, you aren't getting your two fiddy back.
I have faith in Mr. Cumberbatch's associate.
 
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