The Prophecy.

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Come hither, my children, and herald that which has been fated!

It lies in the Scrolls of Truth that a thread shall be forged on the second day of the first month of the second year of the first decade of the second millennium.

An Alien shall arise from his lurking within the shadowy depths to scribe the augury of sages. The vessel which shall contain the prescience will bear the title 'The Prophecy.'

And so the thread was crafted, and from such a thread came the posts of the
masses. 

The content of the messages mattered not, for the ones who posted were fated by
the mechanisms of the universe to post.

The contributors to the first page of the thread would each, one by one, be
deemed guilty of crimes for which the only punishment was BAN. 

When the last of the authors of the posts responding to the original on the
first page has met their fate of darkness, a truly magnificent truth shall be
unveiled.

Magnificent to some, though devastating to others.

This post will never be edited.


And so the only separation between inception and fulfillment was time.​

 

[thatguy1234]

Ya it's funny, but it's stupid and gross. I would much rather click an official link to your $200 a month guide than a shitting ET (my opinion) and I would be more interested in buying the guide if I didn't get redirected to it from a brownish creature with light brownish stuff coming out of its ass!