I cannot make any of you believe me. I can set the table, provide the atmosphere, and create a great meal - but I can't make you eat. If you feel like I am lying to all of you, then so be it. I just wish I would have shown all of you I am capable of a serious thread.
And for the person who asked why it's in the SF, the reason is in the first short chunk of text.
I'll see you all later.