The friendzone

[Zealot Reyes]

So there is this kid who keeps complaining about being in the friendzone and how all girls only go for douchebags. And its funny because the only people who say that are retarded little pussies who are the type of niggas who talk about gas prices with their crush.
Seriously im juss sayin. If you're in "the friendzone" Its because you're a little pussy. Im being real here. The type of kids who complain about this are the type of kids who
--> Watch my little pony
-->Think watching dr.who makes them fucking smart and cool
-->Likes "trolling" on call of duty by saying fuck you and then screaming trololol outloud
-->Spends all the spare time in school playing minecraft and screaming "hsudhsudha i haz diamund sword
-->Thinks they're fucking smart when their grades say otherwise
-->Thinks weed is super fucking dangerous(I dont smoke weed)
wow i get pissed far too easily.
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[S]

Couldn't be more wrong. Rejection/friend zone is part of everything. God mode is achieved by getting rejected and not giving a fuck, and thus improving your confidence and benefiting you.

I do agree however that lots of people who are in the friendzone are there simply because they lack confidence/are scared of the repercussions of what would happen if they went after what they wanted; also may ruin friendship with said person.

 

fuck you trololoolololol

 

[J E Parts]

Then you get the bitches who complain about them niggas who complain about being in the friend zone.

DO YOU THINK CALLING THEM BITCHES OUT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT?

.... joking

I kno wot you mean haha

 

you're like 12 what do you know

 

[nodnarbusn]

Fuck you trololo

 

[NikeShoes]

So there is this kid who keeps complaining about being in the friendzone and how all girls only go for douchebags. And its funny because the only people who say that are retarded little pussies who are the type of niggas who talk about gas prices with their crush.
Seriously im juss sayin. If you're in "the friendzone" Its because you're a little pussy. Im being real here. The type of kids who complain about this are the type of kids who
--> Watch my little pony
-->Think watching dr.who makes them fucking smart and cool
-->Likes "trolling" on call of duty by saying fuck you and then screaming trololol outloud
-->Spends all the spare time in school playing minecraft and screaming "hsudhsudha i haz diamund sword
-->Thinks they're fucking smart when their grades say otherwise
-->Thinks weed is super fucking dangerous(I dont smoke weed)
wow i get pissed far too easily.
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I met my current girlfriend while watching my little pony. Now we watch new episodes every week they come out.

 

[I KO I]

I didn't know this was Facebook...

 

[Sypherz]

I got legit stuck in the friendzone earlier last year (january-march). I hooked up with a disgusting amount of people but none of them would date me

 

[Heeatz]

I got legit stuck in the friendzone earlier last year (january-march). I hooked up with a disgusting amount of people but none of them would date me

#2HandsomeProblems

 

[Akrotaz]

I've always been the one who does the friendzoning but that's probably because most of my girls I got by them coming up to me and etc. etc.

 

[Stickly]

You're describing the 11 year old kids in your class, not people who talk about "friendzone"

 

[reddogwwa]

Bad bitches are my fucking problem.


Andddd the friendzone is pretty god damn sweet. Especially when you're good friends with them. Who makes the best wingmen?...Women do. I love going to bars with chicks I don't have any true aspiration's of fucking.


Who's more approachable? The dude who walks in with a gang of his closest goons? Or the dude who walks in with a couple of girls?

1 - Bitches want what they think they cant have
2 - Bitches want what they think they cant have
3 - Bitches want what they think they cant have
4 - Bitches want what they think the other girl has
5 - Bitches want what they think the other girl has
6 - Bitches want what they think the other girl has

Those are six things to remember gentlemen.

 

[Sypherz]

Bad bitches are my fucking problem.


Andddd the friendzone is pretty god damn sweet. Especially when you're good friends with them. Who makes the best wingmen?...Women do. I love going to bars with chicks I don't have any true aspiration's of fucking.


Who's more approachable? The dude who walks in with a gang of his closest goons? Or the dude who walks in with a couple of girls?

1 - Bitches want what they think they cant have
2 - Bitches want what they think they cant have
3 - Bitches want what they think they cant have
4 - Bitches want what they think the other girl has
5 - Bitches want what they think the other girl has
6 - Bitches want what they think the other girl has

Those are six things to remember gentlemen.

 

[psycho sales]

i agree. fkn pussys #getlikeme

 

[reddogwwa]

LOL, damn I'm found out. Don't hate on my 374 pounds of unadulterated sexiness.

 

[Zealot Reyes]

In this moment, i am euphoric.
...and this moment as well.